You’re sharper than a tack, suffer from pathological curiosity, and often feel like an oddball. Plus, you speak near-perfect Spanish and English, learn at lightning speed, and break out in hives at the word “civil service exam.” We don’t care if you have a Ph.D. or if you’ve worked as a nightclub bouncer—what matters is that you have an out-of-this-world ability to write and communicate effectively.

Oh, and you’re not afraid of the phone—that relic Boomers use to call and talk, solving in 5 minutes what takes 3 hours and 2,000 text messages.

If you think you fit the bill, keep reading…

Your job will be to book meetings for our senior sales team—you know, the ones who will look down on you at the coffee machine. To do this, you’ll bribe, kill, drink virgin’s blood, or tell terrible jokes—whatever it takes to get the job done.

You’ll execute what we teach you with the same precision as a Benedictine monk transcribing an ancient manuscript.

You’ll work closely with the CEO, a creature from Mordor—complicated, intense, and someone who thrives on pushing people out of their comfort zone. Rumor has it he drinks intern blood and forces people to come to the office.

Still here? Wow, you’re tough. Alright, fine! Now for the good stuff.

We hate to brag, but… we’re pretty awesome.

You’ll work with nerdy, smart, fun, and equally misfit colleagues. At lunchtime, we discuss quantum mechanics, time travel, aliens, spiritualism, and tantric sex. Elon Musk nveer misses dessert.

We have a gazillion-inch TV to watch SpaceX launches.

We actually pay people to think—unlike 99% of the companies you’ll ever find.

Fresh fruit arrives at the office every week.

We have ridiculously cool company T-shirts with slogans like “High-Energy Entrepreneur.”

And once a quarter, we all gather in a villa and do all sorts of crazy things. But we’ll only tell you about that if you become The Chosen One.

We know this is probably the least interesting part, but just in case:

• You’ll earn €25K per year as a base salary, plus incentives.
• You’ll get 23 vacation days per year.

But don’t worry—if you apply what we teach you, in no time you’ll become a true Sales Jedi and earn more money than you ever dreamed of.

This job offer won’t be up for long—we’re expecting a massive response. So, what are you waiting for? Send us your application now!